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An introduction to the new group of Hooligans. No, not the ones from Green Street who beat the shit out of people.In April, 2010, a new generation of Harvard Hooligans will be born. They share the strength, courage, dance skills, and social concerns of their Forefathers. But they are also younger and better looking. We have secretly selected them to carry on the proud tradition of making idiotic videos. We hope that someday they too might [...]Last spring, the first generation of Harvard Hooligans said farewell to the magical land of Harvard and its colorful inhabitants, such as the Hippy Puppet Show Guy and Professor Skip “I’ll speak with your mama outside” Gates, and rode off into the sunset. Unfortunately, riding off into the sunset is a much more gruesome [...]Just before graduating from Harvard University, the Hooligans stole the Gutenberg Bible from Widener Library. In this dramatic action film which has not yet been nominated for an Academy Award, you will experience the magic of education and friendship. We have greatly enjoyed making these ridiculous little videos for your consumption. Although the original Harvard [...]The Harvard Hooligans made this poignant film for the Harvard Resources Efficiency Program’s GreenTube competition.The Hooligans are all celebrating their senior spring break in Acapulco, Mexico where they can peacefully reflect on their college days.The Harvard Hooligans’ residence (aka the Palacial Penthouse Palace located on the top floor of Winthrop House) received hearty praise as a fine party suite from the Harvard Crimson in this official article. The most beautiful paragraph: “The fifth floor of Winthrop’s C-entryway boasts this mammoth suite, home to seven seniors each year. With fantastically [...]Winthrop House is the only one that will bring you complete joy and satisfaction.Every once in a while I sober up and write a serious column for the Denver Post. Here is my latest effort: Youth service programs need a boostAfter coming across the brutal Financial Bailout Video, MTV asked me to say a few words about the crisis on a program called “Indebted.” Because I am so ugly, they put me toward the end of the segment (minute 21). They provided me with a beautifully cheesy script as well as a placard indicating that [...]Harvard tends to emphasize mind over body. Thus it abandons the Roman-Greco educational ideal of “mind et bodus” (“mind and body” for all you non-classics readers). This educational reform has led to our student body becoming ugly. I have become particularly unattractive over the past few years as my skin failed to receive requisite amounts [...]Last night Housewife Hooligan invited me to join Winthrop House’s intramural ice-hockey team on the rink across the river. My only prior experience with Harvard hockey was watching “Love Story.” But I also watched Mighty Ducks I, II, and III as a child so I believed that anything was possible. In Disney movies, even fat [...]Senior spring break is the American “rite of passage” from boyhood into manhood. Sadly, this has replaced the more cost-effective tradition of venturing into the woods and bringing back the soul of a squirrel.
Instead of going alone into the woods, we now go with a group of “friends” to more distant and dangerous locations (as [...]After listening to Drew Faust and Al Gore speak about the importance of Harvard’s green campus initiative, I decided to take matters into my own hands.
If you also believe in Green Justice, please sign the Harvard Sustainability Pledge and help your house win the race to save planet earth. [...]Unlike girls who spend months deliberating over what “to be” for Halloween (usually trying to decide between a half-naked pirate or a half-naked nurse), Hooligans only spend a few hours finding whatever crap is in their closets.
It took Hillbilly a good four minutes to grow out his mullet and throw on a tattered t-shit. Housewife, [...]It turns out that people in Wasilla, Alaska have access to the internet. A conscientious citizen from the 8,000 person town posted this comment on our YouTube page:
“You know nothing about Sarah Palin. I myself am from Her home town Wasilla ( I live here currently) and she has turned this city around completly when [...] |